Everyone's Keepers

Spider Pigs

1. Christian Ehrhoff
2. Patrik Elias
3. Ryan Kesler
4. Patrick Marleau
5. Brenden Morrow
6. James Riemer

Foxford Maakies

1. Danny Briere
2. Johan Franzen
3. Danny Heatly
4. Nathan Horton
5. Ville Leino
6. Ilya Bryzgalov

Nutville Knucklers

1. David Backes
2. Jeff Carter
3. Patrick Sharp
4. Martin St.Louis
5. Paul Stastny
6. Marc-Andre Fleury

Stupid Sexy Flanders

1. Patrice Bergeron
2. Alexander Elder
3. Ryan Getzlaf
4. Patrick Kane
5. Thomas Vanek
6. Cam Ward

HellFish

1. Dustin Byfuglien
2. Zdeno Chara
3. Matt Duchene
4. Jarome Iginla
5. Mikko Koivu
6. Lubomir Visnovsky

2 Girls 1 Stanley Cup

1. Loui Eriksson
2. Corey Perry
3. Daniel Sedin
4. Tyler Seguin
5. Shea Weber
6. Tim Thomas

Going to be First

1. Nicklas Backstrom
2. Duncan Keith
3. Anze Kopitar
4. Bobby Ryan
5. Joe Thornton
6. Pekka Rinne

Elle Wings

1. Dustin Brown
2. Pavel Datsyuk
3. Brandon Dubinsky
4. Nicklas Lidstrom
5. Jonathan Toews
6. Corey Crawford

Turban Trick

1. Claude Giroux
2. Taylor Hall
3. Alex Ovechkin
4. Eric Staal
5. Chris Stewart
6. Ryan Miller

The Hairy Palms

1. Sidney Crosby
2. Scott Hartnell
3. Rick Nash
4. Zach Parise
5. Alex Pietrangelo
6. Derek Roy

Cams Semi Pro's

1. Rene Bourque
2. Alexandre Burrows
3. Henrik Sedin
4. P.K. Subban
5. John Tavares
6. Niklas Backstrom

Chara's Head Hunters

1. Marian Gaborik
2. Michael Grabner
3. Phil Kessel
4. David Krejci
5. Evgeni Malkin
6. Tomas Vokoun

Hudsonites

1. Kevin Bieksa
2. Mike Fisher
3. Patric Hornqvist
4. Ilya Kovalchuk
5. Alex Kovalev
6. Bryan McCabe

The Bouncing Cheques

1. Tomas Kaberle
2. Teddy Purcell
3. Mike Richards
4. Jordan Staal
5. Steven Stamkos
6. Roberto Luongo

Sunnyvale V&T's

1. Dan Boyle
2. Logan Couture
3. Drew Doughty
4. Alexander Semin
5. Jeff Skinner
6. Jimmy Howard

Fog Demons

1. Daniel Alfredsson
2. Marian Hossa
3. John-Michael Liles
4. Brad Richards
5. Henrik Zetterberg
6. Jonathan Quick